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What are the top 5 questions that a job interviewer can ask?

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Interviewer- Are you serious for the job?

Neal- No, I’m not.

Interviewer- Then why are you here?

Neal- Just passing time.

Interviewer- I didn’t get it.

Neal- There are 110 candidates. You will select only 1. Then what are others doing here? Aren’t they just wasting time?

Interviewer- How would you know, I won’t select you?

Neal- Ma’am, because you asked me if I am serious about this job or not. We all are serious, that’s why we are here even after knowing the probability is 1/100.

And personally, I don’t prefer to waste time.

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Interviewer- How many steps are there in the stair?

Neal- I didn't count.

Interviewer- Your observation power just sucks.

Neal- It’s not my job to count stairs.

Interviewer- You should.

Neal- Why?

Interviewer- We need a person who can have a keen look for small things.

Neal- I don’t observe useless things. I concentrate on important things. .

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Interviewer- Will you work on holidays?

Neal- No.

Interviewer- Why not?

Neal- Will you pay extra?

Interviewer- No.

Neal- You won’t pay me for that extra work.

Interview- Don’t you want this job?

Neal- Yes! I want it more than anyone else. But I believe in quality rather than quantity.

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Interviewer- Can you sell me this cup of coffee?

Neal- Do you drink coffee?

Interviewer- No.

Neal- I can’t. Without any need, there can’t be a sale.

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Interviewer- What if, I will reject you?

Neal- Your company will lose a good potential employee.

Interviewer- Aren’t you scared of rejection?

Neal- No, I don’t.

Interviewer- Why?

Neal- I must focus on getting things done rather than getting scared of rejections.

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